An Updated Tumblr Dictionary
Lesbian- Someone who says they are a lesbian. Male, non-binary, in an opposite-gender relationship- it doesn’t matter!
Bisexual- Oppressive transphobic scum.
Pansexual- The only people capable of seeing “people not parts”.
Asexual- Someone who loves sex and has it all the time, just doesn’t have sexual attraction.
Sexual attraction- An impossible to quantify feeling. When someone wants to have sex with a specific person, remember, they may not be sexually attracted to them!
Trans- Someone who just doesn’t “feel like a woman” or “feel like a man”. What does that mean? Who knows!
Gender dysphoria- A useful tool for winning arguments, or a colonialist social construct society imposes on you, despite ample evidence to the contrary! Use whichever is more convenient!
Science- White male cishet scum words with no value.
Queer- A totally radical and not-at-all offensive word. What’s a slur?
Stupid, lame, dumb, insane, crazy- HORRIBLE SLURS WHICH HAVE LITERALLY NEVER DEVIATED FROM BEING A SLUR AND HAVE NEVER BEEN USED AS COMMON, NOT-REFERRING TO THE MENTALLY ILL WORDS.
Appropriation- Not sticking to your own culture and no-one else’s. Eating food from another culture? Appropriation! Enjoying neutral, non-sacred clothing items? GET BACK TO YOUR EUROPEAN OUTFITS.
Transphobia- Anything a trans person disagrees with. Hanging the toilet paper on the wrong end is totally transphobic, you guys.
Privilege- The more of these you have, the worse you are.
Oppression- Collect as many of these as possible, and when in an argument, stack YOUR oppression stack against your opponent’s. The one with the larger stack wins! Until you tell them to kill themselves, that is.
Kill yourself- How to win an argument. Sling this at your opponent!